Running joke throughout the office on word of Britney Spears’ engagement.

Running joke throughout the office on word of Britney Spears’ engagement.

It’s just you, single coworker and this ‘Lion King’ ballad for the next 20 stories on your way up to the holiday party.

It’s just you, single coworker and this ‘Lion King’ ballad for the next 20 stories on your way up to the holiday party.

Gay coworker affirms a ‘Community’ truism.

Gay coworker affirms a ‘Community’ truism.

Coworker who watches too much ‘30 Rock’ reacts to news of Kim Jong Il’s death. 

Coworker who watches too much ‘30 Rock’ reacts to news of Kim Jong Il’s death. 

Overachieving coworker keeps on into the holiday spirit.

Overachieving coworker keeps on into the holiday spirit.

Everyone will be better off when slutty coworker’s 2011 holiday party circuit is complete.

Everyone will be better off when slutty coworker’s 2011 holiday party circuit is complete.

Prude coworker doesn’t want to remember you and your wife’s sloppiness at the Christmas party.

Prude coworker doesn’t want to remember you and your wife’s sloppiness at the Christmas party.

Coworker bro actually just forgot about it entirely and ran out to his car.

Coworker bro actually just forgot about it entirely and ran out to his car.

Oh shit! Over-achieving coworker just raised the stakes in revealing her Secret Santa. Good luck rethinking your game this weekend. 

Oh shit! Over-achieving coworker just raised the stakes in revealing her Secret Santa. Good luck rethinking your game this weekend. 

Social media redux with coworker in the know.

Social media redux with coworker in the know.