That one person in the cubicle next door. On Twitter: @hippocoworker. Or e-mail us: coworkerhippo@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @hippocoworker)http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwggeyvG5c1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Running joke throughout the office on word of Britney Spears’ engagement.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14484642733http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14484642733Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:12:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwggckKfRO1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s just you, single coworker and this ‘Lion King’ ballad for the next 20 stories on your way up to the holiday party.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14479756531http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14479756531Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:42:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgg9bSzqK1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gay coworker affirms a ‘Community’ truism.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14474897198http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14474897198Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:12:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgg5xtoPL1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Coworker who watches too much ‘30 Rock’ reacts to news of Kim Jong Il’s death. </p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14469693775http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14469693775Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:32:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgg1ptCvY1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Overachieving coworker keeps on into the holiday spirit.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14465740070http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14465740070Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:05:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgfy60MMz1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone will be better off when slutty coworker’s 2011 holiday party circuit is complete.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14462173364http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14462173364Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:31:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgfveqpcT1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Prude coworker doesn’t want to remember you and your wife’s sloppiness at the Christmas party.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14459106719http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14459106719Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:05:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgfq5iMBW1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Coworker bro actually just forgot about it entirely and ran out to his car.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14455938012http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14455938012Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:18:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb8jiP3wu1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh shit! Over-achieving coworker just raised the stakes in revealing her Secret Santa. Good luck rethinking your game this weekend. </p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14336943911http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14336943911Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:00:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb8eiEgRI1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Social media redux with coworker in the know.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14332986529http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14332986529Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:31:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb8bdiYKo1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Slutty coworker overheard giving prude coworker some advice.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14329292933http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14329292933Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:07:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb85suX3h1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Introducing the coworker who <em>always</em> states the obvious.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14325093729http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14325093729Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:30:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb82loaIX1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Slightly empowered coworker reaches out.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14321305026http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14321305026Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:08:58 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwaxexq5Kg1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looks like sassy coworker tuned into ‘Community.’ It spoke to her.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14317578910http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14317578910Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:30:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwax74WwfG1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Introducing prude coworker.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14314902949http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14314902949Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:05:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwax4f413s1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Introducing hipster coworker.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14312125826http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14312125826Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:31:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwax1uLnUL1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Underachieving coworker preps for the party.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14309197912http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14309197912Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:46:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3gqmSMuZ1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The eternal Secret Santa internal dialogues.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14292095102http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14292095102Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:54:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3gpcFCVN1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Introducing the coworker who bombards you with ‘Community’ quotes so much it makes you wish NBC would cancel the show.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14286938426http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14286938426Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:14:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3gn35gGr1r6lbvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Singing coworker is *so* excited for the Titanic re-release.</p>http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14280793970http://hippocoworker.tumblr.com/post/14280793970Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:09:05 -0500